Me: Can you believe that so-and-so has “Accounting Goddess” included in her e-mail signature at work?

Colleague: I know!! And did you know that what’s-her-face from Toronto calls herself the N.A.G.? It stands for National Accounts Guru.

Me: I want to be a guru of something!

Colleague: Well, maybe you can call yourself the Victoria Accounts Guru.

Me: The VAG??!

Colleague: Then again, maybe not.