Everything in Moderation

I’m not sure why I have such a tough time remembering that you really can have too much of a good thing. It’s a simple concept, so why doesn’t it stick?

When I gave up dairy (over one month ago– woohoo!), I also needed to give up my secret favourite snack: milk chocolate. Milk chocolate was always one of those things that I felt I had to sneak or hide unless I was around Marty, who accepted my shameful love for it. In public, though, I always wanted to come across as a ‘dark chocolate’ person: somebody who appreciated sinful chocolate-y indulgence every once in a while but who naturally gravitated towards indulgence of the sophisticated variety– dark chocolate. (I feel the same way about green tea. For some bizarre reason, I find myself wanting to impress people by tossing the word ‘sencha’ into certain conversations, but the truth is I don’t care much for green tea at all. (Unless I am at a sushi restaurant.) And not like ordering a green tea would really impress anybody or speak wonders about my solid moral character anyway. And also: I’m not really trying to impress anybody in the first place so I don’t know why I’d ever need to make a public display of ordering green tea…)

But back to the point: milk chocolate.

I am well aware of the reasons why people look down on milk chocolate: many of the varieties are heavily processed and laden with nasty fats and refined sugars, it can be waxy, it conjures up images of greedy fingers shovelling cheap garbage into their overstuffed mouths and bellies (Mr. Big bar, anybody?), and it carries nasty political and ethical implications on a global scale, too. Blood Chocolate!!

But: I always enjoyed the smoothness and creaminess of a fairly-traded, organic, plain milk chocolate bar. The problem was I could eat a ton of it in any one sitting and also, it contained evil dairy which I found myself needing to eliminate. So, out of necessity, I decided to give dark chocolate another go.

First of all: I was stunned at how many ‘dark’ chocolate bars still contain milk ingredients. Even a lot of the organic/fair-trade ones! It took me a long time just to find a decent brand that didn’t list ‘milk solids’ or ‘milk ingredients’ on the label, which took me by complete surprise. Obviously, I eventually managed to locate some decent brands I could try, but honestly: how pervasive is dairy when it is still contained in chocolate bars with a 70 or 85% cocoa content? Curse you, dairy!

My first new dark chocolate bar lasted me longer than a week, which by my chocoholic standards is a lifetime! I only ate one square of the bar every once in a while, and I still found myself unsatisfied and put off by the bitter aftertaste and general ‘chalky’ texture (when I compared it to milk chocolate). Gradually, though (to my waistline’s misfortune), I really began to savour and enjoy dark chocolate. I found other brands I could try and discovered that I could easily down an entire bar of dark chocolate if given the opportunity. And it’s only been a month without dairy.

But everything in moderation, remember?

Sensing that I was careening once again down the slippery slope to all-out chocolate eating, all the time!, I decided to take a break for a bit. Again. Why must my body love chocolate so much?


In case you are curious: my new favourite bars (which I am giving up for a bit– le sigh) are Cocoa Camino’s ‘Coconut’ bar and Denman Island’s ‘Smooth Mint’ bar. Both of them: DELICIOUS!!! And now that I have seen the Denman Island Chocolate Factory on their website and know that they offer tours, I really must go. Seriously: have a look at this place! Any chocolate factory that looks like a ritzy cedar shake cabin is a MUST SEE!

5 responses

  1. I only like green tea in sushi restaurants too!

    There is nothing wrong with liking milk chocolate – for sure. I will say one word on that: Lindt. Those milk chocolate balls of chocolate you get in the red foil wraps?! To DIE for.

    But I prefer dark chocolate overall. I’m off dairy too, but I’m less strict than you – I’ll eat dark chocolate no matter what – because I figure there are less milk ingredients than milk chocolate. (I have no idea if this is true or not, but it makes me feel better about my choice.)

    Just don’t try the 90% dark chocolate – apparently it tastes like bile.

    • BILE?!! That’s disgusting! 🙂 I’m sticking to the 60-70% cocoa content for now.

      Those red Lindor truffles were like crack cocaine for me. So smooth and addictive! My favourite chocolate pre-dairy strike, though, was the ultimate combo of EVERYTHING SINFUL: Cocoa Camino’s “Mocha” bar– chocolate, dairy, sugar, and COFFEE! Yum!!!

  2. Two things!
    1. Terra Nostra makes a rice milk chocolate bar.
    2. Sometimes when people can’t get enough chocolate it means that they could also benefit from a nice magnesium supplement. Taking one before bed can also help you sleep! Lorna Vanderhaeghe line makes something called “MagSense”, and there’s also a product called “Natural Calm” that is basically a magnesium powder that tastes really tart but is super zen-forming.

  3. I feel your milk chocolate love and guilt. But I think I have a very picky treat pallet. I’m not sure if I could dedicate myself to finding a love for the dark stuff…but I know where to go for inspiration!

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening:

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s